Purani Jeans.....

If I say I need more time to blog , it’s like Bill Gates saying “Hey, can you lend me a dollar?”. My typical day is made up of a couple of classes, some tafri and movies. So I can fit in blogging. But blogging is like making a baby pee , you cannot force it , it just happens. The baby decides to pee when it does. Anyways , now that baby says “Uwwaan Uwwaaan ( Remove my diaper idiot , I want to peeeee )” , I shall blog .

Now If Shahrukh Khan says he loves Chocolate Ice Cream , some thirty three hundred girls would sigh “Oooooooh , you heard that ! Shahrukh loves Chocolate Ice Cream , how cute !”. Or if Sushmita Sen says she likes men with impeccable english , ‘Rapidex English Speaking course’ will be a bestseller overnight . But even my mother won’t be interested in facts about me. Anyway , what me worry.

1. During my graduation , I was very violent. Almost like Suniel Shetty or something. In second year , I broke a tooth of one my classmates. Maybe it was already loose , but I still am sorry for doing that. Later on i hear that guy grew up into a big guy and is a regular at some Hercules gym now and still smiles a toothlessly wicked smile and is hunting for me . It’s rather nice he doesn’t read blogs and doesn’t surf the net too much .

2 . I like bubbly nature girls. Girls who keep on chattering like me.I really like such girls, there is something so Indian and elegantand pleasant about them.

3 .Take away my small intestine , take away my marksheets , take away all my Aishwarya’s posters , but don’t take away my ipod and my music collection. I need oxygen and music to live.

4 . I cannot dance. I tried once. It was my brother’s wedding and some fat aunt pulled me to the ‘dancing area’ and yelled “Naach golu , naach !”. I started doing my moves. She looked at me in horror. Then she yelled “Someone help ! He is having a concussion !”. She killed my self confidence. I cannot dance ever again.But on this very date I can compete with Mr Jackson.

5 . My sleeping time is between 3 to 6:30 in the morning. My biological clock has had its frame crushed , all its springs pulled out ferociously , its dial smashed and its hands twisted .

6 . I speak a lot and I speak nonsense ( sach hai na ? ). As I explained to a dumbstruck friend “Yaar , I don’t think my tongue is gonna be placed in some museum after my death , so I better use it enough.”

7. I do not drink. I do not smoke. Mommy , I am a good boy.

8 .I cannot get away with lying to my mommy. Have you seen a walking Lie Detector machine ? I grew up with one in my house.

9 . I hate lights. Most of the time , the lights are switched off in my room , with the computer screen being the only source of light.Could not Edison invent anything else ?

10. I can maintain a deadpan face and say weird things .There was one of my class mate who had just joined the college. And he wanted to approach a girl asking for some class notes. And I was sitting next to this guy.So he asks me –“Hey man , what is that girl’s name ? The one in the pink suit .”.And I say – “Rani Mukherjee”.And he goes over to her and says “Hi Rani”.As time went by , that guy met kajol , urmila matondkar , sushmita sen and a couple of others through me.